After a UFO sighting, the male citizens of Lizard Lick, Fla.—all fat, old, and ugly—have been mysteriously replaced by gorgeous muscle boys, and the elderly ladies of the town have all become pregnant. Ace reporter Mattie Van Buren, a combination Lois Lane and Hildy Johnson from “His Girl Friday,” is determined to crack the case, while her rival, Red-baiting columnist Lucinda Marsh, is out to scoop her. Mattie’s ex-husband, alcoholic photographer Gregory Graham, who also had a brief fling with Lucinda, is along for the ride. Will romantic sparks reignite between Mattie and Gregory? Will Lucinda steal Mattie’s thunder or her man? Will the world be saved from an alien invasion of hot young men?
